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Various Drabbles: The Pirating Adventures of Arthur Weasley (Various Challenges)

Title: The Sea is Calling (Challenge 103)
Summary: Hermoine introduces the family to Pirates of the Carribean and Arthur just can't contain himself.
Characters/Pairings: Hermoine, Ron, Arthur, Molly
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No


Ron and Hermoine walked out of the theater with Arthur and Molly behind them. They had just been to see a new Muggle movie entitled "Pirates of the Carribean" and Arthur was beyond excited!

"It was amazing Molly! All those outfits! And the hair! And those SHIPS! They didn't even use magic Molly, just the wind in their sails! Oh to be a Pirate."

Suddenly he got a twinkle in his eye: a twinkle that Molly knew all too well.

"No Arthur, you know you can't be a Pirate!"

"Oh but the sea is calling my dear. She is calling!"


100/30 + 5 = 8 points

Title: The Building of Weasley's Wavemaker (Challenge 102)
Summary: Arthur decides to build a Pirate Ship in his garden.
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Molly, Various Gnomes
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No


Molly woke to some very loud banging outside in the garden and quickly threw on her robe, running downstairs to investigate.

"Arthur Weasley! What in Merlin's name are you doing?" Arthur was dressed in the most ridiculous costume she had ever seen and was pounding together wood with what looked like a Muggle hammer.

"I'm building a ship dear. I'm calling it Weasley's Wavemaker! Look I even dressed up some of the gnomes to be my crew!" He pointed at a few very disgruntled looking gnomes trying to extricate themselves from the ridiculous costumes.

"You've lost your mind Arthur Weasley!"


100/30 + 5 = 8 points

Title: Arthur's Parrot (Challenge 69)
Summary: Arthur buys a parrot to further his dreams of being a pirate.
Characters/Pairings: Molly, Arthur
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No



"Look Molly I bought a parrot!" Arthur exclaimed as he walked in the door.

"But Arthur it doesn't appear to be alive!"

"Oh, it isn't," he said beaming. "It's stuffed! It was alive at some point, but when it died they stuffed it. They said it would be better than a real parrot because it won't fly away. I can just stick it on my shoulder like so...and I look just like a pirate! I know the pirate in the movie had a monkey, but from what I read parrots are the way to go!"

"Oh Arthur," sighed Molly.


100/30 + 5 = 8 points

Title: Showing of the Boat (Challenge 57)
Summary: Arthur shows off the insides to his Pirate ship to his son, Bill.
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Bill
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No


"Come right in son," said Arthur to his eldest son, Bill. "This is the Captain's Cabin. I'm the Captain of course."

Bill walked in a little uneasy. He knew his father had built this ship and he didn't exactly trust the floors not to give way.

"Why do you have all of these keys hanging from the ceiling?" asked Bill, noticing that there had to be at least 20 hanging there.

"Those are all the keys to my buried treasure son!" said Arthur with a giant smile. "Don't tell your mother, but I've been burying them all over the property!"


100/30 + 5 = 8 points

Title: An Unfortunate Allergy (Challenge 54)
Summary: Arthur realizes that he is sadly allergic to eyeliner.
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Molly
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No


"Hold still Arthur!" chided Molly as she tried to spread the paste she had made across Arthur's completely swollen eyes. "According to Lockhart's book this should get rid of any swelling, no matter how awful."

"I just can't believe I'm allergic to the Muggle eyeliner. How am I supposed to be a pirate if I can't wear eyeliner. All of the best pirates wear it Molly!"

"This obsession is getting to be ridiculous Arthur! You aren't a pirate, you're a wizard and that is by far the better thing to be!"

"But I want to be a pirate," pouted Arthur.


100/30 + 5 = 8 points

Title: Don't Look Back! (Challenge 110)
Summary: Arthur and his son Bill take his Pirate ship to a nearby lake to test it's sailing abilities.
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Bill
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: B
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No


"This is going to be so much fun Bill!" said Arthur. "I do wish you had worn the eye patch though."

"I know Dad."

"This isn't so bad," said Bill as they began the return journey. "It's actually relaxing."

Suddenly they heard a crunch and felt a bump. Bill looked down and saw they had run right into someone's canoe! They weren't hurt but their canoe was blown to pieces. Bill went to run to the back of the ship and see if there was anything he could do.

"Don't look back son!" cried Arthur. "And don't tell your mother..."


100/30 + 5 = 8 points

Title: Through the Trap Door (Challenge 118)
Summary: Arthur shows Molly a new feature he recently added to the Weasley's Wavemaker
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Molly
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No


"Come on Molly just stand there on the X," said Arthur. "X does mark the spot!"

"This is so ridiculous Arthur," said Molly. "I have told you before that I have no interest in all of this pirate stuff. Just hurry up and show me this new feature."

"Okay," said Arthur. "Watch this!" He pulled a lever and the floor underneath Molly disappeared and she fell down into the bottom of the ship onto a large pile of pillows.

"It's a trap door!" cried Arthur running to peak down at his wife.

"GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW ARTHUR!"


100/30 + 5 = 8 points

Title: Chicks Dig Scars (Challenge 108)
Summary: Arthur get's his first "battle wound."
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Molly
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No


"Come here Arthur and let me heal it!" screamed Molly.

"No!" cried Arthur. "It's my first battle wound! I want it to scar over. I'll look like a scallywag!" He dodged behind a chair to avoid her wand.

"Falling down on your pretend Pirate ship and scraping your arm against a piece of pointy wood does NOT COUNT AS A BATTLE WOUND! NOW GET OVER HERE AND LET ME HEAL IT!" She lunged toward the chair knocking it over.

"You know Molly chicks are supposed to dig scars. I read it in one of my Muggle books."

"Not this chick!"


100/30 + 5 = 8 points

Title: An Infestation on Weasley's Wavemaker (Challenge 7)
Summary: Arthur discovers an infestation on his beloved Pirate ship
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Molly
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No


"Molly, you have to come quickly!" shouted Arthur as he shook her awake.

"What is it Arthur," said Molly snapping awake. "Is it one of the children?"

"No Molly, it's Weasley's Wavemaker!"

"Your stupid ship?"

"Molly it's covered in bugs! They're eating the ship. Actually eating the wood! They'll ruin it!"

"It's 2 in the morning Arthur! Surely they won't have eaten it by morning." She turned over to go back to bed.

"But Mollywobbles, you're so good at getting rid of household pests. It's like watching a master."

"Fine," Molly sighed, pushing back the blanket and grabbing her wand.


100/30 + 5 = 8 points

Title: An End to the Adventures (Challenge 74)
Summary: Arthur is called into the Minister's Office to discuss his pirate obsession.
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Kingsley
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: No


"You wanted to see me Kingsley?" asked Arthur as he entered the Minister's office.

"Yes. Please sit down Arthur. Molly called. She's very concerned about a pirate obsession."

"Well, I don't see how that's any of your business."

"I'm not talking to you as the Minister, Arthur, I'm talking to you as a friend. I think it might be best if you stopped the pirate thing for a while."

"I see what you're saying. I knew she was annoyed, but I didn't think it upset her THIS much. I guess I'll just have to accept that I'm not a pirate."


100/30 + 5 = 8 points



10 100-word Drabbles as Challenges = 80 points Total!
Tags: *challenge, character: arthur weasley, character: bill weasley, character: hermione granger, character: kingsley shacklebolt, character: molly weasley, character: ron weasley, creator: iam4him, form: drabble, genre: humor, rating: g
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