Queen of Spades (monkiainen) wrote in hh_sugarquill,
Queen of Spades

Fic Bingo: Back It Up And Hit The Floor

Title: Back It Up And Hit The Floor
Summary: Prompt #51: Vernon's fears
Characters/Pairings: Vernon Dursley
Genre: Humour
Beta: None
Rating/Warnings: PG
Medium: Poetry
Word Count: 52
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: Yes
If yes, your Tumblr username: monkiainen

I’m a normal man
There are things I understand
And the things I don’t
Well, I won’t

My nephew is a freak
I’d rather have him not to speak
What if the neighbours find out?
It’d be more painful than gout

There is no such thing as magic
Nor dragons, or quidd-whatsic
It’s the talk of the fools
Their chin dripping with drool

you can't stop me photo johanna3_zps6ebd3aec.png

2 + 5 = 7 points for Hufflepuff!
Tags: *challenge, *tumblr allowed, character: vernon dursley, creator: monkiainen, form: poetry, genre: humor, rating: pg
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